— OUR OFFER
Training that nobody checks their watch in
We deliver three kinds of training session. Clients often book a whole day to run all three — staff, students, and parents — or just the one they need most. Every session is tailored to your school, and every session comes with free follow-up support.
Staff Digital Safeguarding Briefing
An authoritative, fast-paced training session packed with sharp humour and storytelling that demystifies complex algorithmic risks and modern digital harms for school professionals — with a particular focus on why autistic and SEND young people can be especially susceptible to some digital harms.
The problem
Traditional e-safety training focuses on outdated firewalls and blocking static websites, leaving educators blind to how dynamic, AI-driven pipelines and digital grooming actively exploit vulnerable pupils.
The session
A broad, current tour of the harms young people actually encounter online — how they use the internet, grooming, pornography, misogyny, gaming, and deep dives into specific platforms — ending with how to structure these conversations with young people.
The outcome
Your team walks away with the blunt facts, sharp professional curiosity and the strategic tools required to confidently meet the latest KCSIE compliance mandates — plus a completion certificate and a follow-up PDF of key slides and further reading.
- Algorithmic risks
- KCSIE compliance
- Grooming & exploitation
- Platform deep dives
- SEND & autism focus
- Handling disclosures
Young People’s Media Literacy Masterclass
A high-energy, fiercely engaging session delivered with blunt honesty that pulls back the curtain on how social media algorithms are engineered to capture and manipulate attention — designed to kick off real discussions about content in the classroom.
The problem
Standard “don’t talk to strangers” school assemblies alienate modern teenagers, who tune out patronising advice while remaining vulnerable to algorithmic traps.
The session
We dig into the power of FOMO, how their data is used online, how apps grab attention for engagement, and how ragebait is made — honest, current and free of lectures.
The outcome
Students experience immediate lightbulb moments, shifting from passive, manipulated consumers to critical thinkers who know exactly how to outsmart the machine and protect their own feeds.
- Unpicking the algorithm
- FOMO & engagement traps
- Data & digital footprints
- Ragebait & echo chambers
The “No-Panic” Parent Workshop
A refreshingly witty, story-driven session that strips away exhausting tech panic to give families relatable, common-sense guidance on youth digital culture — focused on creating environments where young people can disclose digital harms.
The problem
Parents are overwhelmed by terrifying headlines and useless tracking apps, which triggers constant domestic friction and accidentally shuts down open communication with their teenagers.
The session
Practical advice, platforms worth knowing about, and concrete guidance on how to structure conversations with young people — built from real stories, not scare tactics.
The outcome
Families replace surveillance and screen-time shouting matches with sustainable digital habits and a supportive home environment where kids actually disclose online issues.
- Positive screen habits
- Disclosure-friendly homes
- Conversation structures
- Beyond monitoring apps
Book the whole day — get more than the sessions
When schools book a day with us, they get us for the day. That often means 1-to-1 chats with particular students, advice on live safeguarding issues, and consultation with your team — not just “show up, deliver and go”. And after every session, follow-up emails and assistance are always free.
Enquire about a full day— WHAT CLIENTS SAY
“Inspiring, funny and useful”
“I walked in expecting a lecture on locking down devices, but I left with an entirely new perspective on how to support my teenager… Instead of fighting over screen time, we’ve actually built positive digital habits and an environment where my son feels safe talking to us when things online get weird.”
“The media literacy masterclass for our Year 10s was utterly brilliant — completely eye-opening and entirely free of the usual patronising advice kids tune out… it has genuinely empowered them to take a hard look at their own digital footprints.”
“I’ve sat through dozens of CPD sessions, but this was the first time I didn’t see a single person check their watch. Ali’s endless knowledge and genuinely wicked sense of humour transformed a dry subject into the best INSET day we’ve ever had.”
“Ali’s knowledge blew us all out of the water… It was great to see an autistic man openly talk about his autism to our students — it was really inspirational. His knowledge of the online world is second to none!”